{"product_id":"spit-happens-alpaca-tee","title":"Spit Happens Alpaca Tee","description":"Every alpaca on our shirts is one of ours.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey do spit. Not at people, usually — mostly at each other, over food, and with impressive accuracy. Anyone who keeps them has been caught in the crossfire at least once.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis one lives on our farm at Mulgoa, in western Sydney, and walked past the camera looking entirely innocent. Photographed here, not bought from a stock library.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrinted on an AS Colour Staple Tee in black — 180 GSM, 100% combed cotton. \u003cstrong\u003eThe shirt isn't alpaca; the alpaca is on the shirt.\u003c\/strong\u003e Alpaca is a beautiful fibre for socks and knitwear and a poor one for a t-shirt, so we haven't pretended otherwise.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S to 2XL. Printed to order in Australia and posted direct.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e—\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe AS Colour Staple Tee. Enduring comfort in a regular fit, crafted from 180 GSM 100% combed cotton. Featuring neck ribbing, side seams, and double needle hems for durability and minimal shrinkage, it's a timeless choice for comfort and style. Available in 70+ colours. 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