Spit Happens Alpaca Tee

Black / SML

$49.00 AUD

Spit Happens Alpaca Tee

$49.00 AUD

Every alpaca on our shirts is one of ours.

They do spit. Not at people, usually — mostly at each other, over food, and with impressive accuracy. Anyone who keeps them has been caught in the crossfire at least once.

This one lives on our farm at Mulgoa, in western Sydney, and walked past the camera looking entirely innocent. Photographed here, not bought from a stock library.

Printed on an AS Colour Staple Tee in black — 180 GSM, 100% combed cotton. The shirt isn't alpaca; the alpaca is on the shirt. Alpaca is a beautiful fibre for socks and knitwear and a poor one for a t-shirt, so we haven't pretended otherwise.

Sizes S to 2XL. Printed to order in Australia and posted direct.

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The AS Colour Staple Tee. Enduring comfort in a regular fit, crafted from 180 GSM 100% combed cotton. Featuring neck ribbing, side seams, and double needle hems for durability and minimal shrinkage, it's a timeless choice for comfort and style. Available in 70+ colours. Built to last.

Garment Measurements

Size	Body Width (cm)	Body Length (cm)
XSM	43	68
SML	47	71
MED	52	75
LRG	56.5	78.5
XLG	61	82
2XL	64	83.5
3XL	68	85
4XL	75	87
5XL	80	89

How to Measure:

Lay an existing garment flat.
Body Width: Measure from armpit to armpit
Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
Please note, measurements can vary 2.5cm, this is within our tolerance

ColorBlack

Size SML MED LRG XLG 2XL

Est. Delivery:

In-stock items are dispatched from Mulgoa, NSW within 1–2 business days and usually reach you in 3–5 days. Items marked Made to order are knitted in Peru and held by our supplier in the United States — allow 3–4 weeks. Free shipping Australia-wide on orders over $100.

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Every alpaca on our shirts is one of ours.

They do spit. Not at people, usually — mostly at each other, over food, and with impressive accuracy. Anyone who keeps them has been caught in the crossfire at least once.

This one lives on our farm at Mulgoa, in western Sydney, and walked past the camera looking entirely innocent. Photographed here, not bought from a stock library.

Printed on an AS Colour Staple Tee in black — 180 GSM, 100% combed cotton. The shirt isn't alpaca; the alpaca is on the shirt. Alpaca is a beautiful fibre for socks and knitwear and a poor one for a t-shirt, so we haven't pretended otherwise.

Sizes S to 2XL. Printed to order in Australia and posted direct.

—

The AS Colour Staple Tee. Enduring comfort in a regular fit, crafted from 180 GSM 100% combed cotton. Featuring neck ribbing, side seams, and double needle hems for durability and minimal shrinkage, it's a timeless choice for comfort and style. Available in 70+ colours. Built to last.

Garment Measurements

Size	Body Width (cm)	Body Length (cm)
XSM	43	68
SML	47	71
MED	52	75
LRG	56.5	78.5
XLG	61	82
2XL	64	83.5
3XL	68	85
4XL	75	87
5XL	80	89

How to Measure:

Lay an existing garment flat.
Body Width: Measure from armpit to armpit
Body Length: Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom of the t-shirt.
Please note, measurements can vary 2.5cm, this is within our tolerance

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Low Lanolin

Alpaca carries very little lanolin, which is the part of sheep's wool a lot of people react to, and at the same micron it sits smoother against the skin.

Dries Faster

Alpaca takes up less moisture than sheep's wool, around 8 percent regain against roughly 16, so it feels less clammy through the day and dries faster afterwards.